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Old 01-03-2009, 05:48 PM
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Anyone know of any anyone giving away a kitten? I'm looking for one that's at least 6 weeks old and black.
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Old 01-08-2009, 01:33 AM
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I would very much recommend NOT getting a cat, especially not a black one. Black cats are generally the worst of a bad species, and they're often familiars of witches or warlocks. Sometimes they're actually warlocks assuming that shape in order to remain incognito. Please, do NOT get a black cat.

I would also recommend getting a dog. Any kind of dog is fine, as dogs are the best possible pet anyone could ever possibly have. Dogs are smarter than any other pet, have more personality than any other pet, and generally, they demonstrate a higher moral fiber than any other pet. Dogs are like the angels of the animal kingdom, and they WILL protect you from evil spirits and so on.
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:41 PM
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Black cats are generally the worst of a bad species, and they're often familiars of witches or warlocks. Sometimes they're actually warlocks assuming that shape in order to remain incognito.
Studies show that, in this country, 24% of all black cats have taken part in witchcraft. That numbers soars much higher in other countries -- like England. If you're going to get a black cat, I would suggest you get if from a muggle.
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:50 PM
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I suggest getting a black cat and then promptly drowning it to keep the evil from spreading.

In all seriousness, I would suggest checking places like Craigslist and Backpage. You're bound to find what you're looking for there.
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Aren't muggles afraid of black cats too? I know I am. LOL
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Anyone know of any anyone giving away a kitten? I'm looking for one that's at least 6 weeks old and black.
Anthony,

Any luck in your search for a kitten?
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Old 01-17-2009, 06:31 PM
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Not so much I think I am just going to take the ASPCA route and hopefully find one that suits my affinity for evil spirits and devil worship. I got the weirdest look from my wife the other day when I told her I was going "pussy shopping" lol
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my dad said I can finally get a kitten. aaannddd I need your guys' help telling me where exactly
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