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Old 01-04-2009, 05:37 PM
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Default Why Won't Madonna Retire?

Every year, Madonna still manages to make it in the news. The woman seems like she will never go away, despite the fact that she hasn't been relevant in a long time. She's also starting to look a little strange.

If she's not sharing a kiss with Britney and Xtina, then she's getting divorced from Guy Ritchie or writing some lame-ass childen's book.

Don't get me wrong; I used to halfway like Madonna. She just seems like the old boxer who can't admit when it's time to hang up their gloves. When someone gets into their 50s, the whole "sexpot" thing becomes strained and maybe even a little gross.

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Old 01-04-2009, 07:51 PM
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It is all about the money and ego. She will never have enough money and her ego will never let her leave the spotlight.
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She COULD still be sexy, but she needs to tramp it up a bit like she did when she was in her teens. Madonna hasn't been sexy since the 1980's.
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She COULD still be sexy, but she needs to tramp it up a bit like she did when she was in her teens. Madonna hasn't been sexy since the 1980's.
To me, she's starting to look like an old transvestite.
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To me, she's starting to look like an old transvestite.
That hit the nail on the head. She look like if she took off her clothes you would be looking at a pretty large penis
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This is, by far, the gayest thread on this forum
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Old 01-06-2009, 12:11 AM
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This is, by far, the gayest thread on this forum
Thanks. That's what I was shooting for. Next up, a whole thread devoted to the dual nature of Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus.
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Old 01-06-2009, 01:56 AM
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Oh gracious! My daughter loves her. Are we going to tie this one into the Bisexual thread in the other section and start commenting that she has a dual personality so she can keep herself company?
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Speaking of gay how did Madonna take over Cher's gay crowd? They used to go crazy over Cher now Madonna is all the rave. One guy at the office I used to work for spent several thousand dollars just to follow Madonna along on tour with the rest of his crew.

I think the more Madonna started working out the less attractive she became. I liked her when she was younger and had some meat on her. Here's a picture of old muscular Madonna. I rather spare those who don't wish to look so I won't embed the picture.
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Speaking of gay how did Madonna take over Cher's gay crowd? They used to go crazy over Cher now Madonna is all the rave. One guy at the office I used to work for spent several thousand dollars just to follow Madonna along on tour with the rest of his crew.

I think the more Madonna started working out the less attractive she became. I liked her when she was younger and had some meat on her. Here's a picture of old muscular Madonna. I rather spare those who don't wish to look so I won't embed the picture.
Old muscular Madonna scares me.
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