Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan and lesbian lover Samantha Ronson had a rocky start to the New Year which developed into a fist fight.

Check out this article: LINDSAY AND SAM GO TO WAR- New York Post

Hawt. Very hawt.

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of morons. I at least hope Lindsay got the best of the fight, since that skanky-ass DJ can't weigh more than 20 pounds (and half of that is probably the heroin she's carrying around in her pocket).

My favorite part was when their one club brawl spilled out into a nasty alley (show me one that isn't, by the way). According to the article, "There was a bum eating a sandwich watching the whole thing."

I'm hoping this bum ends up becoming a celebrity. Maybe he can even get his own reality show. Or maybe they'll just put together a show where he eats sandwiches and watches no-talent losers piss away the little bit of dignity that they have left.

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"Even though I'm no more than a monster - don't I, too, have the right to live?" -- Oldboy (2003)

By the way, anybody care to set an over/under for how long until Lohan is either posing for Playboy or has a sex tape "accidentally" released?

I'm saying three years.

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"Even though I'm no more than a monster - don't I, too, have the right to live?" -- Oldboy (2003)

I'd watch this!

I pray it's not with Ronson. I'd say 1 1/2 years.

At the end of each show, the bum could look out over the horizon and shed a single tear (just like Iron Eyes Cody) for the state of our society.

It would be really touching and thought-provoking. That is, until the bum started banging B-grade celebrities and developing a cocaine habit.

Eventually, the series would end forever with the bum being forced to eat a sandwich and watch himself throw up in the urinal of a trendy L.A. eatery.

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"Even though I'm no more than a monster - don't I, too, have the right to live?" -- Oldboy (2003)

Lohan already had a sex tape, didn't she?

Wait -- a quick internet search revealed that the tape I thought was real was yet another fake. The site describes the participating female as "just another raunchy reddish-blond headed C-list actress".

Still hawt.

Rather than give my o/o on her sex tape / Playboy posing, I'm gonna predict that within 18 months she'll be dead of an overdose.

I almost forgot, she did pose nude..for New York magazine. You can see the pics here...

Egotastic! - More Lindsay Lohan Nude Photos

Didn't remember those. Thanks for the link, Dr. Z.

What are you a doctor of, by the way?

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"Even though I'm no more than a monster - don't I, too, have the right to live?" -- Oldboy (2003)