These celebrities are getting out of control. This one's just as bad as Lohan:

Dame Judi Dench Begins Dating Female DJ | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Divinity...from the Universal Life Church of Modesto California. It's an honorary degree. It only cost $20 and is recognized by the state of California.

Angela Lansbury is the real troublemaker of the bunch. I know for a fact that she's infamous for giving handjobs to grateful 20-somethings under the table at trendy nightclubs.

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I don't know man. I hear Maggie Smith has been hooking up with that Ron Weasley kid for the Potter movies.

That Ron Weasley kid is the British Danny Bonaduce.

What a whore.

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"Even though I'm no more than a monster - don't I, too, have the right to live?" -- Oldboy (2003)

Looks like we can all rest a little easier. According to LiLo herself, they are still together.

Lindsay Lohan Denies Split With Samantha Ronson - Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson : People.com

Guess I'll have to look elsewhere if I'm looking to hook up with a mannish and haggard DJ.

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"Even though I'm no more than a monster - don't I, too, have the right to live?" -- Oldboy (2003)

Maggie Smith isn't going to be very happy.

Grint and bare it: Steamy scenes as Harry Potter star Rupert peels off with real-life lover | Mail Online

I doubt Maggie Smith will be without a man for very long. If nothing else, Angela Lansbury will loan her one. (I'm just hoping for a sex tape to leak onto the Internet).

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"Even though I'm no more than a monster - don't I, too, have the right to live?" -- Oldboy (2003)

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson Get Nasty on V-Day - lindsay lohan - lindsay lohan and samantha ronson - lindsay lohan and sam ronson : LimeLife

They had it out again on Valentine's Day. No report on whether or not that homeless guy was nearby.

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"Even though I'm no more than a monster - don't I, too, have the right to live?" -- Oldboy (2003)