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Old 08-01-2011, 01:28 PM
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"Funny story: Gorilla Removal Service
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one.

“Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?” the service guy asks. “Boy”, is the mans’ response. “Oh yeah, I can do it. I’ll be right there”.

An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, Chihuahua, shotgun and a pair of hand cuffs. He then gives the man some instructions.

“Now, I’m going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla’s balls off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on”.

The man asks “What do I do with the shotgun?”

“If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog”

Thank for you when read."
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An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, Chihuahua, shotgun and a pair of hand cuffs. He then gives the man some instructions.
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