http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/06/bo...html?ref=books


Scribner has purchased the rights to publish the bio of the former first lady, Laura Bush. It is expected to be released in 2010.

It is said to be “an intimate account of Mrs. Bush’s life experiences.” Of course, much of it will center on her eight years in the White House.

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"Even though I'm no more than a monster - don't I, too, have the right to live?" -- Oldboy (2003)

Boy, I can hardly wait for this one. Just kidding.

I hope most of the book covers her exciting days as a librarian.

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"Even though I'm no more than a monster - don't I, too, have the right to live?" -- Oldboy (2003)

I wonder if Laura Bush smells like old books or just old?

Hey, didn't she kill a person when she was younger? I don't mean like in combat, but something like a car wreck or something?

So then the book would consist of passages like "On our 24th vacation trip to the ranch..."

That's the way I remember it. I think she pulled out in the road and killed a guy when she was 17.

She also served in the 'Nam and had over a dozen confirmed kills, several of them with her bare hands. It's classified, now. The conspiracy buffs assume she was in the Phoenix Program.

I also heard that she ran into some of those Shadow Company pus*ies in Saigon in '69.

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"Even though I'm no more than a monster - don't I, too, have the right to live?" -- Oldboy (2003)

When Laura was nineteen, she did a guy in Laos from a thousand yards out...Rifle shot in high wind. Ten guys in the world could a' made that shot. Killing was the only thing she was ever good at.

That and blowing rich alcoholics so they would marry her.

Ouch.

It's funny cause it's true. I'm sure the day she met George W. was the day she hit the librarian jackpot.

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"Even though I'm no more than a monster - don't I, too, have the right to live?" -- Oldboy (2003)