In college, we called girls like this L.U.G.s -- Lesbians Until Graduation.

They pretended to be "gay" -- even though we all knew their secret boyfriends.

As soon as school ended, they all got married.

I don't know any guys who acted like this. Seriously . . . I was in a liberal arts program, so I knew plenty of male homosexuals, but none who went back and forth.

Good point, whoever brought this up.