Jesus Christ, what a bunch of morons. I at least hope Lindsay got the best of the fight, since that skanky-ass DJ can't weigh more than 20 pounds (and half of that is probably the heroin she's carrying around in her pocket).

My favorite part was when their one club brawl spilled out into a nasty alley (show me one that isn't, by the way). According to the article, "There was a bum eating a sandwich watching the whole thing."

I'm hoping this bum ends up becoming a celebrity. Maybe he can even get his own reality show. Or maybe they'll just put together a show where he eats sandwiches and watches no-talent losers piss away the little bit of dignity that they have left.

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