This one's a toughie. So many good choices.

Bill O is the one that can do the most damage, so I chose him as a patriotic act. But I think he's less obnoxious than Sean Hannity over on Fixed News, and I think a whole year without one thought of Rosie O'Donnell or Dr. Phil would be nice. Is there a bigger sham than Dr. Phil out on the pop culture landscape? Maybe, but I can't think of one right now.

I want to see how stupid the Lohan career gets. Brittany will need to be sacrificed for a good harvest.

So I'll definitely go with O'Reilly.